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"So Hot Right Now" Tote
"So Hot Right Now" Tote: For When You Need to Carry the World on Your Shoulders
👜 One Size Fits All Your Shit: Whether it’s groceries, gym clothes, or that stack of complaints you need to file, this tote has you covered. If it doesn’t fit, you’re carrying too much, and that’s not the tote’s fault.
🔥 Say it loudly: "So Hot Right Now" with palm trees on fire—because sometimes you need to simultaneously promote your own hotness and complain about the state of the world.
🌱 Durable & earth friendly: Made from sturdy, eco-friendly canvas that can handle your heavy loads without a fuss. If it were any more durable, it’d have its own Instagram account.
🌬 Removes Carbon Dioxide (and your guilt): Every tote removes 5 pounds of CO2 from the atmosphere. So not only are you stylishly carting your stuff around, you’re also giving the planet a little breather. You’re welcome, Earth.
Get this tote and start carrying your weight—because someone has to clean up this mess, and I guess it’s us. 🌡️
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- You're putting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere on the regular, so why not remove some of those green house gases monthy?
- Your subscription automatically recharges monthly
- Unlock rewards when you remove CO₂ and reach new levels
Permanent Carbon Removal
- Climate Karen sources durable carbon removal credits from trusted partners
- All carbon dioxide is removed permanently (100s to 1000s of years)
- Carbon sequestration or storage depends on the CDR methodology
Transparent and Verifiable
- Climate Karen sources carbon removal credits from biochar, direct air capture, ocean-based carbon removal, and enhanced rock weathering
- This portfolio of permanently removed carbon changes depending on market rates and availability, but your price never changes.
- We add 20% to the cost of these carbon credits and this goes to pay for dumb memes and claymation
- You keep track of the amount of carbon removed in the rewards system.