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Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

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“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing!

Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

Amber Hayes

Climate Action

(Even for the slackers)

Verifiable Impact.

(No BS. No greenwashing)

Community

(You're not alone)

Do Good. Feel Good.

We make it climate action easy. Here's how:

Planting Trees - Great for the climate and people. Win-win. We work with non-profits in Africa and South Asia to grow seedlings and plant trees.

Suck Carbon - Through Climeworks, a TIME 100 company, we pool our members money and buy permanent carbon credits. This removes CO2, but more importantly, helps new technologies like biochar reach scale faster.

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“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

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“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

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"The combination of sass, impact, and a 'We don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!"

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I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

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Hollie

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Yasssssss!!

“The combination of sass, impact, and a 'we don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!”

Amanda

Member #037

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Meti

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It's Science!

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Darren

Member #216

Verified Buyer

Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Samantha

Member #041

Verified Buyer

Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

David

Member #003

Verified Buyer

I've got kids, I need this.

“Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Turn Dread Into Action

Plant 10 Trees

Only $9

Plant 10 trees monthly

Erase 10 miles of CO2 through our carbon removal mini portfolio

Official Climate Karen Certificate

Members Only Newsletter

Suprise Monthly Activation

Climate Karen Sticker Pack

Plant 5 Trees

$5

Plant 5 trees monthly

Erase 10 miles of CO2

Official Climate Karen Certificate

Members Only Newsletter

Surprise Monthly Activation

Plant 1 Tree

$1

Plant 1 tree monthly

Official Climate Karen Certificate

Members Only Newsletter

Do Good.
Feel Good.

We make it climate action easy. Here's how:

Planting Trees - Great for the climate and people. Win-win. We work with non-profits in Africa and South Asia to grow seedlings and plant trees.

Suck Carbon - Through Climeworks, a TIME 100 company, we pool our members money and buy permanent carbon credits. This removes CO2, but more importantly, helps new technologies like biochar reach scale faster.

Begins Slow Clapping

"Climate action isn’t about being perfect; it’s about choosing to do a little better, step by step. And maybe talking a little smack while you’re at it."
- Aaron White

Meet Our Co-Founders

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Here's how we earn your trust.

Tree Planting with UN recognized non-profits
CO₂ removal independently verified (Puro & Isometric standards)
Track your impact each month

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There's a lot of greenwashing out there. Here's how we earn your trust:

Tree Planting with UN recognized non-profits
CO₂ Removal Independently Verified (Puro & Isometric standards)

Track your impact each month
Full transparency in our partnerships

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It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

With Transparency (Thanks, Legal)

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

With Transparency (Thanks, Legal)

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

Begins Slow Clapping

Meet Our Co-Founders

"Climate action isn’t about being perfect; it’s about choosing to do a little better, step by step. And maybe talking a little smack while you’re at it."
- Aaron White

FAQs

Where does my money go?

We take your hard-earned money and use it to fund tree planting from vetted organizations with a strong track record of results for people and our planet. We also pool some of your money to purchase carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies. It's a blended approach that does good all around.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about the state of our planet?

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

You fund it—we handle the rest. We buy permanent carbon credits from carefully vetted suppliers—the same folks trusted by Microsoft, Stripe, BCG, and McKinsey. (Yeah, we're name-dropping.)

Currently, our portfolio of carbon removal comes from Climeworks—the biggest, most trusted player in direct air capture (think: giant air purifiers for the planet). The other 20% is from innovators like Octavia, biochar producers, and other cutting-edge projects. Everything is third-party verified, permanent (no sneaky CO₂ comebacks), and helps scale technologies to cut future costs.

In short: Your money → Top-tier carbon removers → Less CO₂ → Happier planet.

Why does CO₂ removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.

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Do Good. Feel Good.

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Plant 5 Trees

Plant 10 Trees

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Do Good. Feel Good.

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"Climate action isn’t about being perfect; it’s about choosing to do a little better, step by step. And maybe talking a little smack while you’re at it."- Aaron White

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It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

How We Use YOUR Dollar

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

How We Use YOUR Dollar

Wear the Shirt That Screams Cult Community

Climate Karen

$10 $35

So Hot Right Now.

$10 $35

The Manager

$10 $35

Ozone Ho.

$10 $35

*Begins Slow Clapping*

"Climate action isn’t about being perfect; it’s about choosing to do a little better, step by step. And maybe talking a little smack while you’re at it."- Aaron White

FAQs

Do Good.
Feel Good.

Begins Slow Clapping

"Climate action isn’t about being perfect; it’s about choosing to do a little better, step by step. And maybe talking a little smack while you’re at it."
- Aaron White

Wait a sec.
How is this legit?

Begins Slow Clapping

"Climate action isn’t about being perfect; it’s about choosing to do a little better, step by step. And maybe talking a little smack while you’re at it."
- Aaron White