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The Tiny Shits Tipping Point

The Tiny Shits Tipping Point

Remember Michael Scott grilling his foot on a George Foreman grill and declaring a "serious disability"? That's us in 2025—masters of the overblown personal crisis while scrolling past climate headlines to look for a heartwarming story about a 7-year old who turns leftover peanut butter jars into homeless shelters for gay mockingbirds.

We've become experts at compartmentalizing catastrophes. A shrug, a quick eye roll to the camera as another temperature record breaks. The notification disappears; our attention shifts.

But what if we could apply some behavioral economics to this problem and start with something deceptively simple?

One. Single. Dollar.

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REVEALED: The Lumon-level deception happening in your checking account

REVEALED: The Lumon-level deception happening in your checking account

Your bank account is living a perfectly severed life. In your outie world, you're dutifully sorting recycling and driving your hybrid, while your innie dollars are trapped in a financial Lumon basement, forced to refine numbers for oil pipelines without any memory of your environmental values. This isn't corporate fiction—it's banking reality.

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Vault that carbon, California. Vault it good.

Vault that carbon, California. Vault it good.

California Is Vaulting Carbon Like a Pro Athlete (Because We Kind of Have To) Well, well, well. The EPA just dropped a climate bombshell (the good kind) by approving California’s first underground carbon sequestration permits. Translation: We’re now officially shoving...

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The Ocean Wants to Help Save the Planet—But Should We Let It?

The Ocean Wants to Help Save the Planet—But Should We Let It?

Alright, folks, buckle up, because we’re about to dive (literally) into one of the spiciest debates in climate action: marine carbon dioxide removal (mCDR). Translation? Using the ocean—our salty, wavey BFF—to suck carbon out of the atmosphere. Sounds cool, right?...

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Big News from COP29

Big News from COP29

The 29th United Nations Climate Change Conference, or COP29, just wrapped up in Baku, Azerbaijan. Don’t know where that is? Think crossroads of ancient Silk Road vibes meets modern skyscrapers. But this wasn’t just another round of diplomats sipping coffee...

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Who knew you could catalyze a climate saving banger from your shitty apartment?

Who knew you could catalyze a climate saving banger from your shitty apartment?

We knew, damn right. In the fight against climate change, some of the world's biggest companies are stepping up in a big way. Companies like Stripe, Microsoft, and Shopify are leading the charge to catalyze the Carbon Dioxide Removal (CDR)...

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Carbon castration… wait, that sounds like the wrong word. Equestrian? No, that’s donkeys... Maybe it’s carbon sequestration? Yes. Carbon sequestration. Phew.

Carbon castration… wait, that sounds like the wrong word. Equestrian? No, that’s donkeys... Maybe it’s carbon sequestration? Yes. Carbon sequestration. Phew.

Alright, climate warriors, let’s talk about the not-so-secret weapon in our fight against the overheating of our beloved planet: carbon sequestration. This term might sound like something straight out of a sci-fi novel, but it’s actually a real-world strategy that’s...

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Carbon “Offsets” are Bullshit… but here’s what is real

Carbon “Offsets” are Bullshit… but here’s what is real

Traditional carbon credits work on the idea of "offsetting" emissions. Here’s how they roll: Emission Reduction Projects: Companies or individuals buy credits to fund projects that supposedly reduce or avoid emissions. Think reforestation, renewable energy installations, or methane capture projects....

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Schwetty Balls

Schwetty Balls

Alright, let's dive into the grand, not-so-grandiose saga of climate change and why we need to decarbonize and yank that sneaky carbon out of our atmosphere. The Big Picture: Climate Change, a.k.a. "Planet Overheating" Imagine Earth as this chill, laid-back...

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Our co-founder Josh blew half our budget on this dumb scrolling feature
Our co-founder Josh blew half our budget on this dumb scrolling feature