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“People know that I'm a Climate Karen... but now I have the shirt to prove it.”

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Climate Karen T-shirt

You are what you wear. Bold, yet soft. Eco-friendly, but sassy.

This is a friggin' super soft shirt that gets down to business. Every t-shirt permanently removes 10 pounds of carbon dioxide... and more importantly, makes a bold statement for Climate Action. 

 

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🌱 Eco-Friendly Materials: This shirt is organic cotton and recycled fibers—because we're not paying for something that isn’t doing double duty. 

 

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🌬 They suck: Each shirt pulls 10 pounds of CO2 out of the air. Yes, you read that right. We're saving the planet and looking fabulous. Where’s my medal?

 

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Climate Karen T-shirt

“People know that I'm a Climate Karen, because I actually give a shit... but now I have the shirt to prove it.”

Zayid S. (Nashville, TN)

(27 Reviews

Climate Karen T-shirt

You are what you wear. Bold, yet soft. Eco-friendly, but sassy.

This is a friggin' super soft shirt that gets down to business. Every t-shirt permanently removes 10 pounds of carbon dioxide... and more importantly, makes a bold statement for Climate Action. 

 

While we're at it, why not buy some for your friends?

The most eco-friendly shirt we could find

Removes 10 lbs of CO2

Soft as a baby seal... remember the arctic?

"people know that i'm a climate karen... but now i have the shirt to prove it.”

Zayid W. (Nashville, TN)

Hurry! We've got people to yell at!

$10 $35 + Free Shipping & Returns
Size
Quantity

Removes CO2

Verified Impact

100% Karen

🔥 Unisex Sizing: Small, medium, large—whatever fits you, just pick one so we can move on.

 

🌱 Eco-Friendly Materials: This shirt is organic cotton and recycled fibers—because we're not paying for something that isn’t doing double duty. 

 

😌 Comfort AF: We're not here to be uncomfortable, okay? If this shirt isn’t the softest thing you’ve ever worn, We will be asking to speak to the manager.

 

🌬 They suck: Each shirt pulls 10 pounds of CO2 out of the air. Yes, you read that right. We're saving the planet and looking fabulous. Where’s my medal?
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