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Each shirt removes 10 pounds of CO₂ by funding innovative carbon removal solutions.

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“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing! This is what Earth needs."

Ross Kenyon

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“Knowing that I'm helping CO2- sucking technology scale, means everything! 

Christin Bland

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“It's a great shirt, doing important work. Pretty simple."

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Why Choose Climate Karen?

Permanent CO2 Removal

Your purchase directly funds verified carbon removal.

Pricing with a Purpose

We price at $10 to scale carbon removal—not profit.

Sustainable & Organic

Shirts made from recycled fibers and organic cotton.

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100+ Five Star Reviews!

Amanda

Member #037 

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Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Darren

Member #016 

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Meti

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Impact & trust

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Hollie

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Yasssssssssss!!!

"The combination of sass, impact, and a 'We don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!"

David

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I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Samantha

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

Every Tee Makes an Impact

All Shirts Remove 10 lbs of CO2 - Helping Scale Carbon Removal Tech

Climate Karen

27 Reviews

$30

So Hot Right Now.

34 Reviews

$30

The Manager

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$30

Ozone Ho.

16 Reviews

$30

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Why Are We Doing This?

When you buy our shirts, you’re not just getting sustainable merch—you’re helping grow the carbon removal movement. 

Our Shirts Sucks (CO2)

Each shirt removes 10 pounds of CO₂ by funding innovative carbon removal solutions.

Free Shipping!

Shop the Collection

Proudly Supporting CO2 Removal By:

“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing! 

This is what Earth needs."

Ross Kenyon

Verified Buyer, Member #058

100+ Five-Star Reviews

Why Choose Climate Karen?

Permanent CO2 Removal

Your purchase directly funds verified carbon removal.

Honest Pricing for a Purpose

We price at $10 to scale carbon removal—not profit.

Sustainable & Organic

Shirts made from recycled fibers and organic cotton.

Here's Why People Trust Us

100+ Five Star Reviews! 

Every Tee Makes an Impact

Removes 10 lbs of CO2 - Helping Scale Carbon Removal Tech

Climate Karen

27 Reviews

$30

Free Shipping & Returns!

So Hot Right Now.

34 Reviews

$30

Free Shipping & Returns!

Ozone Ho

16 Reviews

$30

Free Shipping & Returns!

The Manager

8 Reviews

$30

Free Shipping & Returns!

Why Are We Doing This?

When you buy our shirts, you’re not just getting sustainable merch—you’re helping grow the carbon removal movement. 

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Sustainable Merch

Verified CO2 Removal

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FAQs

Free Shipping & Returns. No Questions!

Yep! Just send an email to info@climatekaren.com and we'll get you all straightened out.

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $300-800 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

 

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

 

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

 

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

At Climate Karen, we partner with the best in the business to ensure CO2 is removed permanently and responsibly. Here's a breakdown of our collaborators:

 

Climeworks (Direct Air Capture - DAC):
Climeworks uses cutting-edge technology to literally suck CO2 out of the air. Their direct air capture machines filter out CO2, which is then stored safely underground, locking it away for thousands of years.

 

Charm Industrial (Turning agricultural waste into bio-oil)
Charm converts plant waste into a bio-oil that is injected deep underground. This process not only removes CO2 but also helps restore carbon balance to the planet by keeping it out of the atmosphere.

 

Silicate (Enhanced Rock Weathering):
Silicate spreads crushed rock on fields, where it reacts naturally with rainwater and CO2 in the atmosphere. This reaction captures and stores carbon while improving soil health.

 

These solutions are at the forefront of carbon removal technology, and your support helps scale them to make a real, permanent impact.
 

More info on Carbon Removal Partners

Why does CO2 removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

 

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.