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The Tree Hugger

Name: The Tree Hugger
Brand: Climate Karen
Price: 14.0 USD
Availability: InStock

Remove CO₂ like a tree

Join the cult... er, I mean become a member!

For less than your Netflix subscription, you can PERMANENTLY remove 20 kilograms - umm, this is America, we use pounds - 45 pounds of carbon dioxide from the air. Every month.

45 pounds of is CO₂ is what a mature tree (cougar tree?) removes from the atmosphere in a whole year... but you get to do it every month. So guess what, you're 12 times better than an oak tree.

Permanently removes 45 pounds of CO₂ Monthly

CO₂ removed using from Climeworks and Octavia Carbon
Permanently sequestered carbon - it ain't goin' nowhere
3rd party verified by the real deal - Frontier Climate
Renews monthly, but cancel anytime!

Real impact - Remove 45 pounds of CO₂ Monthly

No Greenwashing - Verified by Frontier Climate

Free "Climate Karen" sticker!

Exclusive Access to Climate Karen Community

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Removes CO₂

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“This is everything I love!

Knowing that I'm actually doing something impactful about climate change is a huge relief.”

Christin B. (Boone, NC)

All the details

45 pounds of CO₂ every month from our partners Climeworks and Octavia Carbon.

Permanently sequestered carbon - it ain't goin' nowhere

3rd party verified by the real deal - Frontier Climate

Includes a 20% Climate Karen fee, so we can continue to tell the manager to get their shit together.

No greenwashing, just real impact

Climate Karen sources durable carbon removal credits from trusted partners Climeworks and Octavia.

All carbon dioxide is removed permanently (100s to 1000s of years)

We rely on 3rd part verification by Frontier Climate (which includes validating purchases of carbon for Stripe, Microsoft, Shopify, etc)

Your total impact (measured in pounds) is available in your account

How the membership works

You're putting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere like it's free real estate, so why not remove some of those greenhouse gases monthly?

Your subscription automatically recharges monthly. Cancel anytime.

Keep track of the carbon dioxide you remove in your account and be on the lookout for exclusive offers and discounts from some of your favorite brands.

People LOVE us

Hear from our founding members!

Amanda

Member #037

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Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

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Member #016

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Meti

Member #048

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Impact & trust

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

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“Yasssssssss!

“The combination of sass, impact, and a 'we don't give a fuck' approach is so refreshing!”

David

Member #003

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I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Samantha

Member #061

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

Here's why two dads created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron, two friends who were tired of the gloom and doom of Climate Change and decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.

Here's why this is so important

Why is this so urgent?

1

The planet is overheating, and CO₂ removal helps cool it down.

2

Investing in CO₂ removal now means scaling the tech faster for a bigger future impact.

3

It’s cheaper than moving to Mars, Elon... seriously.

What our founding Members are saying

Amanda

Member #037

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Samantha

Member #051

Verified Buyer

Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

Darren

Member #016

Verified Buyer

Brilliant approach

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Here's why two dads created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron, two friends who were tired of the gloom and doom of Climate Change and decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.

WTF is Carbon Dioxide Removal?

Carbon Dioxide Removal (CDR) is basically Earth’s cleanup crew for all that excess CO2 we've pumped into the sky like it’s free real estate.

Technologies like Direct Air Capture (DAC) act like giant vacuums, sucking CO2 out of the air and locking it underground, because that’s definitely where the problem won’t come back to haunt us.

Enhanced weathering? That’s when we trick rocks into helping absorb CO2 faster. And biochar? It's like turning plants into charcoal, then burying it to trap carbon while we hope no one notices. It's all about scrubbing the air cleaner than Karen scrubs Yelp.

But who does the actual removal of CO₂?

You fund it—we handle the rest. We buy permanent carbon credits from carefully vetted suppliers—the same folks trusted by Microsoft, Stripe, BCG, and McKinsey. (Yeah, we're name-dropping.)

Currently, 80% of our carbon removal comes from Climeworks—the biggest, most trusted player in direct air capture (think: giant air purifiers for the planet). The other 20% is from innovators like Octavia, biochar producers, and other cutting-edge projects. Everything is third-party verified, permanent (no sneaky CO₂ comebacks), and helps scale technologies to cut future costs.

In short: Your money → Top-tier carbon removers → Less CO₂ → Happier planet.