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Name: 6 Month - FREE TOTE
Brand: Climate Karen
Price: 90.0 USD
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REmove CO2 Every Month

Join the cult... er, I mean become a member!

For less than a box of chardonnay, you can PERMANENTLY remove 20 kilograms - umm, this is America, we use pounds - 45 pounds of carbon dioxide from the air. Every month.

But does anyone even know what 45 pounds is? Of course you do. It's like carrying four large Franzia boxes (not a first for us) or the CO₂ equivalent of driving 60 miles.

Sign up for 6 months at just $15 a month and we'll toss in this "So Hot Right Now" Tote!

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Permanent CO₂ Removal

Real impact. No Greenwashing

Verified by Frontier Climate

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Removes CO₂

Verified Impact

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“this is everything i love!

knowing that i'm actually doing something impactful about climate change is a huge relief.”

Christin B. (Boone, NC)

All the details

45 pounds of CO₂ removed using a portfolio approach (includes biochar, enhanced rock weathering, direct air capture, and ocean-bound carbon removal)

Permanently sequestered carbon - it ain't goin' nowhere

3rd party verified by the real deal - Frontier Climate

Includes a 20% Climate Karen fee, so we can continue to tell the manager to get their shit together.

No greenwashing, just real impact

Climate Karen sources durable carbon removal credits from trusted partners. Current partners include Climeworks, Heirloom, Charm Industrial, and Silicate Carbon

All carbon dioxide is removed permanently (100s to 1000s of years)

We rely on 3rd part verification by Frontier Climate (which includes validating purchases of carbon for Stripe, Microsoft, Shopify, etc)

Your total impact (measured in pounds) is available in your account

How the membership works

You're putting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere on the regular, so why not remove some of those greenhouse gases monthly?

Your subscription automatically recharges monthly. Cancel anytime.

Keep track of the carbon dioxide you remove in your account and be on the lookout for exclusive offers and discounts from some of your favorite brands.