Science is Hard!

Our mission is to scale up carbon-sucking technology.

But how does it work?
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Science is Hard!

Our mission is to scale up carbon-sucking technology. But how does it work?
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Break It Down For Me Like I Don't Care

It's Too Damn Hot

Here’s the simple truth: CO2 levels in the atmosphere are like that one friend who overstays their welcome—persistent, disruptive, and harmful in the long run. Right now, our planet is loaded with too much carbon dioxide, and that’s not just bad for polar bears or abstract “future us.” It’s bad for now us—driving extreme weather, eroding coastlines, and making summer heatwaves give us all Schwetty Balls. 

Schwetty Balls

CO2 Sucking Roombas Are Here?

Carbon Dioxide Removal (CDR) is now here. Think of carbon capture technology as a giant vacuum cleaner for the atmosphere, sucking up those CO2 molecules and leaving us with fresher air to ruin.

CDR isn't just one technique; it's a toolbox of methods—from direct air capture machines to enhanced weathering that uses crushed rocks to absorb CO2. The one problem? These are new technologies and they need to massively scale up

Can it also vacuum up past regrets?

Time to Hawk Tooah some CO2

Did you take econ in college? Nope? Neither did we! Let's break it down real simple-like:
Buying carbon removal credits now, is like throwing a rager for planet-saving technologies, with the hope that someone brings a seriously awesome carbon-sucking party trick. We need to buy carbon removal credits now, so the tech can scale to become cheaper and more effective.

I love to catalyze climate solutions

Break It Down For Me

It's Too Damn Hot

Here’s the simple truth: Right now, our planet is loaded with too much carbon dioxide, and that’s not just bad for polar bears or abstract “future us.” It’s bad for now us—driving extreme weather, eroding coastlines, and making summer heatwaves give us all Schwetty Balls. 

Schwetty Balls

CO2 Sucking Roombas Are Here?

Carbon Dioxide Removal (CDR) is now here. It's a toolbox of methods—from direct air capture machines to enhanced weathering that uses crushed rocks to absorb CO2. The one problem? These are new technologies, and they need to scale up massively

Can it also vacuum up past regrets?

Time to Hawk Tooah some CO2

Did you take econ in college? Nope? Neither did we! Let's break it down real simple-like: We need to buy carbon removal credits now, so the tech can scale to become cheaper and more effective.

Catalyze climate solutions?
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Verified Carbon Dioxide Removal

We only get our carbon removal credits from companies vetted by Frontier, the global experts in carbon removal technology.

 

By tracking the entire process—from the capture of CO2 to its secure storage—We're able to provide detailed, verifiable data to ensure you get what you paid for... cold, hard carbon dioxide.

Like Our Emotions, We're 100% Transparent

Your money goes directly to carbon dioxide removal companies (like Heirloom, Charm Industrial, Climeworks and others) to remove CO2. 

We take a small (20%) fee to grow the movement and amplify the impact.

  • Permanent atmospheric CO2 removal 

  • Sourced from industry leading companies 

  • Your pounds of CO2 are tracked in your account

  • Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech

  • Verified by 3rd Party (Frontier Climate)

  • MRV (monitoring reporting and verifying) available
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Verified CO2 Removal

We only get our carbon removal credits from companies vetted by Frontier, the global experts in carbon removal technology. 

 

Here's why two dads created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron... two friends, tired of the gloom and doom, who decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.
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Here's Why Two Dads Created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron... two friends and sustainability misfits who were tired of the gloom and doom and decided to do something about it. 

 

Why? They've got kids.

Permanent CO2 Removal

Helps scale new CO2 sucking tech

Verifiable Impact

3rd Party Audited. No BS

Portfolio Approach

Durable carbon credits from vetted sources

FAQs

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $300-800 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

 

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

 

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

 

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

Climate Karen leverages the science and scale of some really amazing companies in an industry called "climate-tech." These trusted Einsteins have used real science to figure out how to accelerate the removal of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. Importantly, they've also figured out how to store it permanently in the ground.

We buy these permanent carbon removal credits from several different companies so you get a little portfolio of direct air capture, enhanced rock weathering, ocean-bound carbon removal, and biochar.
 

More info on Carbon Removal Partners

Why does CO2 removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

 

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.

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Like Our Emotions, We're 100% Transparent

Your money goes directly to carbon dioxide removal companies. We take a small (20%) fee to grow the movement and amplify the impact.

  • Permanent atmospheric CO2 removal 

  • Sourced from industry leading companies 

  • Your pounds of CO2 are tracked in your account

  • Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech

  • Verified by 3rd Party (Frontier Climate)

  • MRV (monitoring reporting and verifying) available

HURRY! ONLY 138 TO OUR GOAL!

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