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The Full Karen

Name: The Full Karen
Brand: Climate Karen
Price: 29.0 USD
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GO FULL KAREN on CARBON DIOXIDE

Here's your permission to go Full Karen on the biggest threat to our planet... Elon Musk... I mean, carbon dioxide.

For less than brunch with your jerk friends, you can PERMANENTLY remove 150 pounds of carbon dioxide from the air. Every friggin' month.

That's a lot of CO₂... it's the equivalent of a week's worth of driving in a shitty minivan.

And because you have to spend all that time in said minivan, why not treat yourself to some freebies? T-shirts, totes, self-esteem, and so much more!

Permanently removes 150 pounds of CO₂ Monthly

CO₂ removed using a portfolio approach (includes biochar, enhanced rock weathering, direct air capture, and ocean-bound carbon removal)
Permanently sequestered carbon - it ain't goin' nowhere
3rd party verified by the real deal - Frontier Climate
Renews monthly, but cancel anytime!

Real impact - Remove 150 pounds of CO₂ Monthly

No Greenwashing - Verified by Frontier Climate

Freebies include a tote and sticker!

How about a T-shirt? Free "So Hot Right Now" tee

Special Shoutout on Instagram

Exclusive Access to Climate Karen Community

Hurry! We've got work to do!

Removes CO₂

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“this is everything i love!

knowing that i'm actually doing something impactful about climate change is a huge relief.”

Christin B. (Boone, NC)

All the details

150 pounds of CO₂ removed using a portfolio approach (includes biochar, enhanced rock weathering, direct air capture, and ocean-bound carbon removal)

Permanently sequestered carbon - it ain't goin' nowhere

3rd party verified by the real deal - Frontier Climate

Includes a 20% Climate Karen fee, so we can continue to tell the manager to get their shit together.

No greenwashing, just real impact

Climate Karen sources durable carbon removal credits from trusted partners. Current partners include Climeworks, Heirloom, Charm Industrial, and Silicate Carbon

All carbon dioxide is removed permanently (100s to 1000s of years)

We rely on 3rd part verification by Frontier Climate (which includes validating purchases of carbon for Stripe, Microsoft, Shopify, etc)

Your total impact (measured in pounds) is available in your account

How the membership works

You're putting carbon dioxide into the atmosphere like it's free real estate, so why not remove some of those greenhouse gases monthly?

Your subscription automatically recharges monthly. Cancel anytime.

Keep track of the carbon dioxide you remove in your account and be on the lookout for exclusive offers and discounts from some of your favorite brands.

We're Building a Movement

Join now, and help us get to our first 500 members

People LOVE us

Hear from our founding members!

Amanda

Member #037

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Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Darren

Member #016

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Meti

Member #048

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Impact & trust

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Hollie

Member #052

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“Yasssssssss!

“The combination of sass, impact, and a 'we don't give a fuck' approach is so refreshing!”

David

Member #003

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I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Samantha

Member #061

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

Here's why two dads created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron, two friends who were tired of the gloom and doom of Climate Change and decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.

Here's why this is so important

Why is this so urgent?

1

The planet is overheating, and CO₂ removal helps cool it down.

2

Investing in CO₂ removal now means scaling the tech faster for a bigger future impact.

3

It’s cheaper than moving to Mars, Elon... seriously.

What our founding Members are saying

Amanda

Member #037

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Samantha

Member #051

Verified Buyer

Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

Darren

Member #016

Verified Buyer

Brilliant approach

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Here's why two dads created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron, two friends who were tired of the gloom and doom of Climate Change and decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.

Here's why this is so important

Here's why this is so important:

1

The planet is overheating, and CO₂ removal helps cool it down.

2

Investing in CO₂ removal now means scaling the tech faster for a bigger future impact.

3

It’s cheaper than moving to Mars, Elon... seriously.

help us grow this thing

WTF is Carbon Dioxide Removal?

Carbon Dioxide Removal (CDR) is basically Earth’s cleanup crew for all that excess CO2 we've pumped into the sky like it’s free real estate.

Technologies like Direct Air Capture (DAC) act like giant vacuums, sucking CO2 out of the air and locking it underground, because that’s definitely where the problem won’t come back to haunt us.

Enhanced weathering? That’s when we trick rocks into helping absorb CO2 faster. And biochar? It's like turning plants into charcoal, then burying it to trap carbon while we hope no one notices. It's all about scrubbing the air cleaner than Karen scrubs Yelp.

But who does the actual removal of CO₂?

So, here’s the deal: a ton of new tech companies are trying to solve the CO2 problem, and no, it's not just one magical company with a giant vacuum cleaner. You've got Climeworks pulling air like it's a Dyson on steroids, Charm Industrial injecting carbon back underground like it's Botox for the Earth, and a bunch more.

At Climate Karen, we don’t play favorites—we buy carbon removal credits from all these heroes because we want to spread the love (and our money) around. Plus, helping all these techs scale means more CO2 gets yanked out faster, and that’s what we need.

Verified by Frontier Climate - Legit As it Gets.

Frontier Climate handles all the MRV (monitoring, reporting, and verification) to ensure full transparency in carbon removal projects. By tracking the entire process—from the capture of CO2 to its secure storage—they provide detailed, verified data on how much carbon is being removed.

This ensures that every ton of CO2 claimed is accurately accounted for, giving members confidence that their contributions are making a measurable impact. Their rigorous standards help organizations like Google and others meet their climate goals, all while ensuring trust and accountability.