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Permanent CO2 Removal Every Month

Sourced from Leading Carbon Removal Companies

Verified and Trackable Impact

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“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing! 

Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

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Permanent CO2 Removal

Sourced from Direct Air Capture and Biochar. 

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3rd Party Audited. Track how much CO2 you remove.

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We make a scene, to help scale up CO2 removing technology.

Permanent CO2 Removal

Sourced from Direct Air Capture and Biochar. 

Verifiable Impact

3rd Party Audited. Track how much CO2 you remove.

100% Karen

We make a scene to help scale up CO2 removing technology.

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80¢

Removes CO2

(5 pounds monthly)

20¢

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Our Carbon Removal Partners

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Hey, Wait a Sec... Is This Legit?

At Climate Karen, we like to poke fun at a lot of things, but we get very serious when it comes to ensuring carbon removal is verified and certified. Here's who we work with:

 

Climeworks captures and permanently stores CO₂ underground, following a rigorous, third-party-audited process certified by the Puro Standard.
 

Charm Industrial converts biomass into bio-oil and stores it in geological formations, verified by the Isometric platform for transparent, trackable carbon removal.

 

With partners like these, you can trust your support goes toward real, certified climate action. 

How We Use YOUR Dollar

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢

Removes CO2

(5 pounds monthly)

20¢

Amplifies Our Movement

How We Use YOUR Dollar

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢

Removes CO2

(5 pounds monthly)

20¢

Amplifies Our Movement

Our Carbon Removal Partners

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Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

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“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

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Brilliant approach to climate action

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Here's Why Two Dads Created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron... two friends and sustainability misfits who were tired of the gloom and doom and decided to do something about it. 

 

Why? They've got kids.

Here's Why Two Dads Started Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron... two friends, tired of the gloom and doom, who decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.
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We're 100% Transparent

Your money directly funds carbon removal, with a small 20% fee to amplify impact.

  • Top-tier Climate Tech Partners 

  • Certified (Puro and Isometric)

  • Full Monitoring & Verification

Like Our Emotions, We're 100% Transparent

Your money goes directly to carbon dioxide removal companies (like Charm Industrial, Climeworks, and others) to remove CO2. 

We take a small (20%) fee to grow the movement and amplify the impact.

  • Permanent atmospheric CO2 removal 

  • Sourced from industry leading companies 

  • Track your impact in your account

  • Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech

  • Certified CO2 Removal (Puro and Isometric)

  • MRV (monitoring reporting and verifying) available
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FAQs

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $300-800 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

 

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

 

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

 

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

At Climate Karen, we partner with the best in the business to ensure CO2 is removed permanently and responsibly. Here's a breakdown of our collaborators:

 

Climeworks (Direct Air Capture - DAC):
Climeworks uses cutting-edge technology to literally suck CO2 out of the air. Their direct air capture machines filter out CO2, which is then stored safely underground, locking it away for thousands of years.

 

Charm Industrial (Turning agricultural waste into bio-oil)
Charm converts plant waste into a bio-oil that is injected deep underground. This process not only removes CO2 but also helps restore carbon balance to the planet by keeping it out of the atmosphere.

 

Silicate (Enhanced Rock Weathering):
Silicate spreads crushed rock on fields, where it reacts naturally with rainwater and CO2 in the atmosphere. This reaction captures and stores carbon while improving soil health.

 

These solutions are at the forefront of carbon removal technology, and your support helps scale them to make a real, permanent impact.
 

More info on Carbon Removal Partners

Why does CO2 removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

 

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.
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