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We Turn Tiny Shits Into Big Impact

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We Turn Tiny Shits 

Into Big Impact

Chip in a Buck to Remove CO2

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Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

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“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing! 

Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

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Permanent CO2 Removal

We pool everyone's dollars to remove CO2.

Verifiable Impact

You track how much CO2 you remove.

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We also yell at big companies to do better.

Permanent CO2 Removal

We pool everyone's dollars to remove CO2.

Verifiable Impact

You track how much CO2 you remove.

100% Karen

We also yell at big companies to do better.

It's Time We 
Exposed Ourselves

Here's What We Do With Your Dollar

80¢ Removes CO2

Buys permanent CO2 credits. 
100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

Here's What We Do With Your Dollar.

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO2

Buys permanent CO2 credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

With Transparency (Thanks, Legal)

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO2

Buys permanent CO2 credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

With Transparency (Thanks, Legal)

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO2

Buys permanent CO2 credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

Dad Thirst Trap

Meet Our Co-founders

Josh (mustacheoed - 2 kids) and Aaron (sans-mustache - 2 kids). Concerned citizens, mountain biking buddies, and sustainability misfits.
 

What's the Plan?
Step 1 - Create a 3-Step Plan

Step 2 - Build a Community of (Tiny) Shit-Givers

Step 3 - Scale Up Carbon Removal Technology

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Dad Thirst Trap

Meet Our Co-founders

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Josh (mustacheoed - 2 kids) and Aaron (sans mustache - 2 kids). Concerned citizens, mountain biking buddies, and sustainability misfits.
 

What's the Plan?
Step 1 - Create a 3-step Plan

Step 2 - Build a community of (tiny) shit givers

Step 3 - Scale up carbon removal technology

People Hate Us For Removing CO2

(and, to be honest, we kinda love these dummies)

People Hate Us For Removing CO2

(and, to be honest, we kinda love these dummies)

But Most People Love Us!

500+ 5-Star Reviews!

Amanda

Member #037 

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Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Darren

Member #216 

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Meti

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Impact & trust

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

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"The combination of sass, impact, and a 'We don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!"

David

Member #003 

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I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Samantha

Member #061 

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

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500+ Five Star Reviews!

ONE DOLLAR removes 5 pounds of CO2 Monthly!

  • Scales CO2 Removal Technology
  • Removes 5 pounds of CO₂ Monthly
  • Helps Us Yell at Bad Companies & Dumb People
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But Most People 
Love Us!

500+ Five Star Reviews! 

For the Scientists & Skeptics

We're here to catalyze carbon removal and push companies to stop polluting.

  • Permanent atmospheric CO2 removal 

  • Sourced from industry leading companies 

  • Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech

  • Certified CO2 Removal (Puro and Isometric)

Octavia Carbon

Spotlight: Duncan & Martin

Octavia Carbon is Kenya’s first Direct Air Capture (DAC) company, proving that carbon removal can be local, ethical, and community-driven. Co-founded by @Duncan Kariuki and @Martin Freimüller, Octavia is scaling DAC in the best place for it:

 

90%+ renewable energy – A clean grid powered largely by geothermal.
Ideal CO₂ storage – The Rift Valley’s volcanic basalt locks carbon away permanently.
A young, brilliant workforce – Kenya’s engineers are shaping the future of climate tech.

 

This is the future of carbon removal. 🌍 Read the full article to see why we’re betting on Kenya and Octavia. 

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For The Sceptics

We're here to catalyze carbon removal and push companies to stop polluting.

  • Top-tier Climate Tech Partners 

  • Certified (Puro and Isometric)

  • Full Monitoring & Verification

Octavia Carbon is Kenya’s first Direct Air Capture (DAC) company, proving that carbon removal can be local, ethical, and community-driven. Co-founded by @Duncan Kariuki and @Martin Freimüller, Octavia is scaling DAC in the best place for it:

 

90%+ renewable energy – A clean grid powered largely by geothermal.
Ideal CO₂ storage – The Rift Valley’s volcanic basalt locks carbon away permanently.
A young, brilliant workforce – Kenya’s engineers are shaping the future of climate tech.

 

This is the future of carbon removal. 🌍 Read the full article to see why we’re betting on Kenya and Octavia. 

Octavia Carbon

Spotlight: Duncan & Martin

FAQs

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $500-1,000 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

 

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

 

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

 

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

At Climate Karen, we partner with the best in the business to ensure CO2 is removed permanently and responsibly. Here's a breakdown of our collaborators:

 

Octavia Carbon (Direct Air Capture):
Octavia uses cutting-edge technology to literally suck CO2 out of the air. Their direct air capture machines filter out CO2, which is then stored safely underground, locking it away for thousands of years.

 

Charm Industrial (Turning agricultural waste into bio-oil)
Charm converts plant waste into a bio-oil that is injected deep underground. This process not only removes CO2 but also helps restore carbon balance to the planet by keeping it out of the atmosphere.

 

Silicate (Enhanced Rock Weathering):
Silicate spreads crushed rock on fields, where it reacts naturally with rainwater and CO2 in the atmosphere. This reaction captures and stores carbon while improving soil health.

 

These solutions are at the forefront of carbon removal technology, and your support helps scale them to make a real, permanent impact.
 

More info on Carbon Removal Partners

Why does CO2 removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

 

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.

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