Climate Karen

Give a Tiny Shit?

We Turn Tiny Shits Into Big Impact

Give a Tiny Shit?

We Turn Tiny Shits

Into Big Impact

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“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing!

Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

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“LOVE what Climate Karen is doing!

Hilarious... but with results. This is what Earth needs."

Amber Hayes

Permanent CO₂ Removal

We pool everyone's dollars to remove CO₂.

Verifiable Impact

You track how much CO₂ you remove.

100% Karen

We also yell at big companies to do better.

Permanent CO₂ Removal

We pool everyone's dollars to remove CO₂.

Verifiable Impact

You track how much CO₂ you remove.

100% Karen

We also yell at big companies to do better.

It's Time We
Exposed Ourselves

Here's What We Do With Your Dollar

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits.
100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

Here's What We Do With Your Dollar.

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

With Transparency (Thanks, Legal)

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

With Transparency (Thanks, Legal)

How We Use YOUR Dollar

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

Dad Thirst Trap

Meet Our Co-founders

Josh (mustacheoed - 2 kids) and Aaron (sans-mustache - 2 kids). Concerned citizens, mountain biking buddies, and sustainability misfits.

What's the Plan?
Step 1 - Create a 3-Step Plan

Step 2 - Build a Community of (Tiny) Shit-Givers

Step 3 - Scale Up Carbon Removal Technology

Dad Thirst Trap

Meet Our Co-founders

Josh (mustacheoed - 2 kids)

Aaron (sans mustache - 2 kids)

Concerned citizens, biking buddies, and sustainability misfits.

What's the Plan?
Step 1 - Create a 3-step Plan

Step 2 - Build a community of (tiny) shit givers

Step 3 - Scale up carbon removal technology

People Hate Us For Removing CO₂

(and, to be honest, we kinda love these dummies)

People Hate Us For Removing CO₂

(and, to be honest, we kinda love these dummies)

But Most People Love Us!

500+ 5-Star Reviews!

Amanda

Member #037

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Darren

Member #216

Verified Buyer

Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Meti

Member #048

Verified Buyer

Impact & trust

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Hollie

Member #052

Verified Buyer

Yasssssssssss!!!

"The combination of sass, impact, and a 'We don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!"

David

Member #003

Verified Buyer

I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Samantha

Member #061

Verified Buyer

Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

How Climate Karen Works

1.

2.

3. You Chip In a Buck

Things you can buy with $1 these days... nothing.

We Pool Everyone's Dollar to Remove CO₂

Your dollar removes 5 pounds of CO2, but together we make a big impact.

You Get the Good Feels.

Why? You are helping scale carbon removal technology our planet desperately needs.

But Most People
Love Us!

500+ Five Star Reviews!

Hollie

Member #022

Verified Buyer

Yasssssss!!

“The combination of sass, impact, and a 'we don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!”

Amanda

Member #037

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Meti

Member #029

Verified Buyer

It's Science!

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Darren

Member #216

Verified Buyer

Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Samantha

Member #041

Verified Buyer

Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

David

Member #003

Verified Buyer

I've got kids, I need this.

“Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

How This Works

1.

2.

3. You Chip In a Buck

Things you can buy with $1 these days... nothing.

We Pool Everyone's Dollar to Remove CO₂

Together we make a big impact.

You Get the Good Feels.

Why? We're scaling the carbon removal technology our planet desperately needs.

Join & Remove CO₂ Monthly

Only $1 /month

500+ Five Star Reviews!

ONE DOLLAR removes 5 pounds of CO₂ Monthly!

Scales CO₂ Removal Technology
Removes 5 pounds of CO₂ Monthly
Helps Us Yell at Bad Companies & Dumb People

Quantity

Membership Details

For the Scientists & Skeptics

We're here to catalyze carbon removal and push companies to stop polluting.

Permanent atmospheric CO₂ removal
Sourced from industry leading companies

Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech
Certified CO₂ Removal (Puro and Isometric)

Octavia Carbon

Spotlight: Duncan & Martin

Octavia Carbon is Kenya’s first Direct Air Capture (DAC) company, proving that carbon removal can be local, ethical, and community-driven. Co-founded by @Duncan Kariuki and @Martin Freimüller, Octavia is scaling DAC in the best place for it:

✅ 90%+ renewable energy – A clean grid powered largely by geothermal.
✅ Ideal CO₂ storage – The Rift Valley’s volcanic basalt locks carbon away permanently.
✅ A young, brilliant workforce – Kenya’s engineers are shaping the future of climate tech.

This is the future of carbon removal. 🌍 Read the full article to see why we’re betting on Kenya and Octavia.

Just $1 Starts a Movement!

Verified Impact

Free shipping on all merch

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10,000+ 5-star Reviews

Free shipping on orders over $50

Remove CO₂ Monthly

Remove 5 Pounds of CO₂ Every Month

Scale CO₂ Removal Technology

Help Us Yell at Bad Companies

Only $1/month

Quantity

For The Sceptics

We're here to catalyze carbon removal and push companies to stop polluting.

Top-tier Climate Tech Partners
Certified (Puro and Isometric)
Full Monitoring & Verification

Octavia Carbon is Kenya’s first Direct Air Capture (DAC) company, proving that carbon removal can be local, ethical, and community-driven. Co-founded by @Duncan Kariuki and @Martin Freimüller, Octavia is scaling DAC in the best place for it:

✅ 90%+ renewable energy – A clean grid powered largely by geothermal.
✅ Ideal CO₂ storage – The Rift Valley’s volcanic basalt locks carbon away permanently.
✅ A young, brilliant workforce – Kenya’s engineers are shaping the future of climate tech.

This is the future of carbon removal. 🌍 Read the full article to see why we’re betting on Kenya and Octavia.

Octavia Carbon

Spotlight: Duncan & Martin

FAQs

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $500-1,000 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

You fund it—we handle the rest. We buy permanent carbon credits from carefully vetted suppliers—the same folks trusted by Microsoft, Stripe, BCG, and McKinsey. (Yeah, we're name-dropping.)

Currently, 80% of our carbon removal comes from Climeworks—the biggest, most trusted player in direct air capture (think: giant air purifiers for the planet). The other 20% is from innovators like Octavia, biochar producers, and other cutting-edge projects. Everything is third-party verified, permanent (no sneaky CO₂ comebacks), and helps scale technologies to cut future costs.

In short: Your money → Top-tier carbon removers → Less CO₂ → Happier planet.

Why does CO₂ removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.

Give a Tiny Shit?

Give a Tiny Shit?

Join 3,259 others

Join 3,259 others

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

80¢ Removes CO2

Buys permanent CO2 credits. 100% verifiable.

20¢ Makes a Scene

Helps us yell at bad companies and dumb people.

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

How We Use YOUR Dollar

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

How We Use YOUR Dollar

It's Time We Exposed Ourselves

How We Use YOUR Dollar

Dad Thirst Trap

Meet Our Co-founders

Dad Thirst Trap

Meet Our Co-founders

People Hate Us For Removing CO2

People Hate Us For Removing CO2

But Most People Love Us!

How Climate Karen Works

1.

2.

3.

You Chip In a Buck

Things you can buy with $1 these days... nothing.

We Pool Everyone's Dollar to Remove CO2

Your dollar removes 5 pounds of CO2, but together we make a big impact.

You Get the Good Feels.

Why? You are helping scale carbon removal technology our planet desperately needs.

But Most People Love Us!

How This Works

1.

2.

3.

You Chip In a Buck

Things you can buy with $1 these days... nothing.

We Pool Everyone's Dollar to Remove CO2

Together we make a big impact.

You Get the Good Feels.

Why? We're scaling the carbon removal technology our planet desperately needs.

Join & Remove CO2 Monthly

Only $1 /month

For the Scientists & Skeptics

Octavia Carbon

Spotlight: Duncan & Martin

Remove CO2 Monthly

Only $1/month

For The Sceptics

Octavia Carbon

Spotlight: Duncan & Martin

FAQs

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Climate Karen

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$10 $35

Ozone Ho

$10 $35

The Manager

$10 $35

Wear the Shirt That Screams Cult Community

Climate Karen

$10 $35

So Hot Right Now.

$10 $35

The Manager

$10 $35

Ozone Ho.

$10 $35

It's Time We
Exposed Ourselves

80¢ Removes CO₂

Buys permanent CO₂ credits.
100% verifiable.

People Hate Us For Removing CO₂

People Hate Us For Removing CO₂

We Pool Everyone's Dollar to Remove CO₂

But Most People
Love Us!

We Pool Everyone's Dollar to Remove CO₂

Join & Remove CO₂ Monthly

Remove CO₂ Monthly