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**It's average, but it's short. (cue Michael Scott)

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Help shape our carbon removal efforts

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*May come with a dose of side-eye

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What is Climate Karen?

  • We’re Here to Scale Carbon Removal—Fast.

    There’s too much CO₂ clogging up our planet. We need to slash emissions (like, yesterday) and start removing the CO₂ already floating around up there.

  • You Deserve a Voice in Climate Action.

    Brands follow the money—your money. So let’s get loud, get pushy, and make sure the companies fighting for your attention are also fighting CO₂ pollution.

  • We Cut Through the Noise—Bold, Sassy, and Effective.

    We break down complex carbon removal tech and give you simple ways to take action. No fluff. No greenwashing. Just real impact, made easy.

The Greatest Survey. Ever.*

Why Take the Survey?

Shape the Future of CO2 Removal

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Rant Away! We'll Listen
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What is Climate Karen?

  • We're Scaling CO2 Removal

    There’s too much CO₂. We need to slash emissions and start removing it NOW.

  • You Deserve a Voice

    Brands follow the money—your money. So let’s get loud and get pushy about CO2.

  • We Cut Through the Noise

    No fluff. No greenwashing. Just real impact, made easy.

Here's Why People Trust Us

100+ Five Star Reviews! 

Amanda

Member #037 

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Meti

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It's Science!

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Darren

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

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I've got kids, I need this.

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FAQs

How do I win a t-shirt?

One lucky person will be selected every week and they will get their choice of t-shirt! We will reach out to the winner by email.

Wait a sec... are you just trying to sell something?

Our goal is to scale carbon dioxide removal technology by getting more people involved. For some, that means signing up for our emails and learning. For others, it means actively removing CO2 every month through one of our subscriptions. 

What do you do with the survey results?

Wish we could say these were sent to NASA to be analyzed by scientists, but we just get together and use them to inform our carbon removal projects and how we communicate to people by email or social.

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $300-800 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

 

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

 

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Yep! For this special Givling offer we ask that you commit to 3 months and then you're free to cancel anytime.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

 

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Why does CO2 removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

 

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.
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