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Here's What We Do When We Hit Our Goal
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Remove a Celebrity's 
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Chance to Win 
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(our co-founder)

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Here's what we do when we hit our goal of 500 members:

Remove a celebrity's 
CO2 for 1 day

Chance to Win 
$500 Cash

Shave 
Josh's Mustache

(our co-founder)

How Climate Karen works

Step 1. Join Others Removing CO2

Just ONE DOLLAR and you can help us build a movement to remove carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. For just a buck you get to remove 5 pounds of CO2 and access to rewards... free merch, special deals, and exclusive access to our community.

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Step 2. Talk To The Manager

Get exclusive access to the Climate Karen Community, where you will be welcomed with arms wide open (and plenty of snarky comments).

The more active you are in the community, the more you have access to exclusive drops, big discounts to your favorite brands, and special shoutouts on Instagram.

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Step 3. Grab a FREE T-shirt

First 200 get a FREE "So Hot Right Now" t-shirt, plus free shipping.

This t-shirt looks so good it is 100% guaranteed to make you rich, or get you laid... or maybe both!?*

 

*Not guaranteed, but it's likely**

**Highly unlikely, and probably impossible
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Verified Carbon Dioxide Removal

We only get our carbon removal credits from companies vetted by Frontier, the global experts in carbon removal technology.

 

By tracking the entire process—from the capture of CO2 to its secure storage—We're able to provide detailed, verifiable data to ensure you get what you paid for... cold, hard carbon dioxide.

How Climate Karen Works

Step 1. Join Others Already Removing CO2

Step 2. Talk to the manager

For just a buck, you get to remove 5 pounds of CO2 and access to rewards... free merch, special deals, and exclusive access to our community.

Step 2. Talk to the Manager

Step 2. Talk to the manager

Get exclusive access to the Climate Karen Community, where you will be welcomed with arms wide open (and plenty of snarky comments).

Step 3. Grab a FREE t-shirt!

First 200 get a FREE "So Hot Right Now" t-shirt, plus free shipping.

*Not guaranteed, but it's likely!**

**Highly unlikely, and probably impossible.

Step 2. Talk to the manager
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Verified Carbon Dioxide Removal

We only get our carbon removal credits from companies vetted by Frontier, the global experts in carbon removal technology. 

 

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Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

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Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

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“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

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"The combination of sass, impact, and a 'We don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!"

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I've got kids, I need this.

"Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

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Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

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Hear from our founding members!

Amanda

Member #037 

Verified Buyer

Love this idea!

“I love how cheeky the brand is. Finally something good to look forward to when I think about climate change.”

Meti

Member #029 

Verified Buyer

It's Science!

“I'm a details guy and want to make sure my money is actually making an impact. Climate Karen checks all those boxes.”

Darren

Member #016 

Verified Buyer

Brilliant approach to climate action

“There is a lot of depressing news about the state of our world, but this is a bright spot that makes me feel a little more hopeful.”

Samantha

Member #041

Verified Buyer

Could not be happier!

“Finally a company that is combining the rigor of science with really creative (and hilarious) messaging. Thank you!”

David

Member #003

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I've got kids, I need this.

“Hell yeah. Worth every penny.”

Hollie

Member #022

Verified Buyer

Yasssssss!!

“The combination of sass, impact, and a 'we don't give a f*%k' approach is so refreshing!”
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Here's Why Two Dads Created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron... two friends and sustainability misfits who were tired of the gloom and doom and decided to do something about it. 

 

Why? They've got kids.

Here's why two dads created Climate Karen

Meet Josh and Aaron... two friends, tired of the gloom and doom, who decided to do something about it. Why? They've got kids.
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Like Our Emotions, We're 100% Transparent

Your money goes directly to carbon dioxide removal companies (like Heirloom, Charm Industrial, Climeworks and others) to remove CO2. 

We take a small (20%) fee to grow the movement and amplify the impact.

  • Permanent atmospheric CO2 removal 

  • Sourced from industry leading companies 

  • Your pounds of CO2 are tracked in your account

  • Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech

  • Verified by 3rd Party (Frontier Climate)

  • MRV (monitoring reporting and verifying) available
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For just ONE DOLLAR you can PERMANENTLY remove 5 pounds of CO2 and help us create a movement towards climate action.

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  • Access to the Climate Karen Community
  • Special shoutout on our Instagram!
  • Removes 5 pounds of CO₂ Monthly

HURRY! Time is running out [for our planet]!

Like Our Emotions, We're 100% Transparent

Your money goes directly to carbon dioxide removal companies. We take a small (20%) fee to grow the movement and amplify the impact.

  • Permanent atmospheric CO2 removal 

  • Sourced from industry leading companies 

  • Your pounds of CO2 are tracked in your account

  • Supports the growth of new climate fighting tech

  • Verified by 3rd Party (Frontier Climate)

  • MRV (monitoring reporting and verifying) available

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Removes 5 pounds of CO2 every month

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Special shoutout on our Instagram!

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FAQs

Where does my money go?

We take your hard earned money and use it to buy permanent carbon removal credits from trusted climate-tech companies.

These durable (like, really friggin' good) carbon removal credits can cost $300-800 per ton... or, as it's known in the biz, a shit-ton.

 

We buy a mix of these to create a portfolio of DAC, biochar, ocean-bound, and ERW removed carbon. We then take this big pie of removed carbon and create little slices for you buy monthly.

 

We add a small (20%) fee to the cost of the carbon removal credit. This goes to helps us amplify your impact and grow this movement.

Can I cancel my subscription?

Do bears shit in the woods? Just login to your account and make the cancel. Or, email us at info@climatekaren.com and we'll take care of it.

What's with the Karen?

We'll answer your question with another question. What if we all got a little unreasonable when it came to climate change and demanded to speak with the manager about this CO₂?

 

We are climate-optimists who believe being a little pushy might just save the planet. And maybe you feel the same.

Who removes the carbon dioxide?

Climate Karen leverages the science and scale of some really amazing companies in an industry called "climate-tech." These trusted Einsteins have used real science to figure out how to accelerate the removal of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. Importantly, they've also figured out how to store it permanently in the ground.

We buy these permanent carbon removal credits from several different companies so you get a little portfolio of direct air capture, enhanced rock weathering, ocean-bound carbon removal, and biochar.
 

More info on Carbon Removal Partners

Why does CO2 removal cost money?

Getting that CO₂ up in the atmosphere was fun (remember that one summer when you fast-tracked a coal-fired power plant through congress? Oh wait. that wasn't you?)

 

Anywho, it was easy to get up there and now it's hard to get back out. That requires some pretty impressive technology to get it out of the atmosphere, all of which is expensive.

That's what your money is doing, removing carbon, and importantly, catalyzing an industry to make the planet less hot.

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