You LOVE trees. Embrace it (a tree, that is).
For less than the cost of a coffee, you can join the ranks of people who actually care about the planet. Here's what your membership gets you:
🌳 5 Trees Planted Monthly
We plant five trees per month in your honor through our partnership with Trees for the Future in Kenya. Who doesn't love a couple of trees!?
🚗 PLUS, Erase a 5-mile Car Trip
Not only are you planting trees, but you’re helping to scale up technology to permanently remove carbon dioxide from our atmosphere. We take a portfolio approach, giving you the chance to erase 5 miles worth of CO2 using biochar, enhanced rock weathering, and mangrove restoration. This carbon removal is independently verified by Puro Earth and Isometric.
🎉 Surprise Monthly Activations
Every month, enjoy a delightful climate-themed surprise—think Climate Karen Bingo cards, exclusive discounts, or even meetups (we promise it’ll be fun, not just people yelling about plastics).
📧 Weekly Climate Reality Check
Get our weekly newsletter delivered straight to your inbox (or whenever we remember to send it, honestly). Expect a delightful mix of:
- Climate news that won't crush your soul
- Carbon reduction tips that actually make sense
- Our rants about corporations that need a kick in the pants
- Stories about our imperfect approach to sustainability
🏆 Official Climate Karen Certificate
Receive your digital badge of honor that proves you're part of the solution. Perfect for:
- Making your Instagram stories 10% more righteous
- Impressing first (and probably last) dates
- Replacing that participation trophy from middle school track
- Easily fits in the same frame as your Harvard Business School degree
Does this subscription absolve you of all your sins, allowing you to continue to pollute like you're Chevron? No, absolutely not, but it does empower you to begin making a difference.
Monthly subscription. Cancel anytime, but your trees are forever.