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Bitchin' Ain't Easy

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“I was climate spiraling bad, but then I found these guys. Absolutely LOVE it.”

Zayid S. (Nashville, TN)

(223 Reviews

Bitchin' Ain't Easy

$15

$9

Alright y’all, where the manager at?

Complaining to the manager (of Earth) is your calling and we wholeheartedly support your righteous bitching. Here's how we support you:

🌳 Plant 10 Trees

We plant TEN friggin’ trees per month in your honor through our partnership with Trees for the Future in Kenya. Who doesn’t love a couple trees!?

🚗 PLUS, Erase a 10-mile Car Trip

Not only are you planting trees, but you’re helping to scale up technology to permanently remove carbon dioxide from our atmosphere. We take a portfolio approach, giving you the chance to erase 10 miles worth of CO2 using biochar, enhanced rock weathering, and mangrove restoration. This carbon removal is independently verified by Puro Earth and Isometric.

✨ Climate Karen Sticker Pack

Fun stickers for tagging random Cybertrucks… er, um, we mean for placing on your water bottle. Get all the stickers you’ve always wanted when you sign up for the membership.

🎉 Surprise Monthly Activations

Every month, enjoy a delightful climate-themed surprise—think Climate Karen Bingo cards, exclusive discounts, or even meetups (we promise it’ll be fun, not just people yelling about plastics).

📧 Weekly Climate Reality Check

Get our weekly newsletter delivered straight to your inbox (or whenever we remember to send it, honestly). Expect a delightful mix of:

Climate news that won't crush your soul
Carbon reduction tips that actually make sense
Our rants about corporations that need a kick in the pants
Stories about our imperfect approach to sustainability

🏆 Official Climate Karen Certificate

Receive your digital badge of honor that proves you're part of the solution. Perfect for:

Making your Instagram stories 10% more righteous
Impressing first (and probably last) dates
Replacing that participation trophy from middle school track
Easily fits in the same frame as your Harvard Business School degree

Does this subscription absolve you of all your sins, allowing you to continue to pollute like you're Chevron? No, absolutely not, but it does empower you to begin making a difference.

Monthly subscription. Cancel anytime, but your trees are forever.

Quantity

Plants Trees

Verified Impact

100% Karen

“So soft! People know that I'm a Climate Karen, because I actually give a shit... but now I have a t-shirt to prove it.”

Zayid W. (Nashville, TN)

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Subscribe and save [the planet]

Bitchin' Ain't Easy

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$15

Alright y’all, where the manager at?

Complaining to the manager (of Earth) is your calling and we wholeheartedly support your righteous bitching. Here's how we support you:

🌳 Plant 10 Trees

We plant TEN friggin’ trees per month in your honor through our partnership with Trees for the Future in Kenya. Who doesn’t love a couple trees!?

🚗 PLUS, Erase a 10-mile Car Trip

Not only are you planting trees, but you’re helping to scale up technology to permanently remove carbon dioxide from our atmosphere. We take a portfolio approach, giving you the chance to erase 10 miles worth of CO2 using biochar, enhanced rock weathering, and mangrove restoration. This carbon removal is independently verified by Puro Earth and Isometric.

✨ Climate Karen Sticker Pack

Fun stickers for tagging random Cybertrucks… er, um, we mean for placing on your water bottle. Get all the stickers you’ve always wanted when you sign up for the membership.

🎉 Surprise Monthly Activations

Every month, enjoy a delightful climate-themed surprise—think Climate Karen Bingo cards, exclusive discounts, or even meetups (we promise it’ll be fun, not just people yelling about plastics).

📧 Weekly Climate Reality Check

Get our weekly newsletter delivered straight to your inbox (or whenever we remember to send it, honestly). Expect a delightful mix of:

Climate news that won't crush your soul
Carbon reduction tips that actually make sense
Our rants about corporations that need a kick in the pants
Stories about our imperfect approach to sustainability

🏆 Official Climate Karen Certificate

Receive your digital badge of honor that proves you're part of the solution. Perfect for:

Making your Instagram stories 10% more righteous
Impressing first (and probably last) dates
Replacing that participation trophy from middle school track
Easily fits in the same frame as your Harvard Business School degree

Does this subscription absolve you of all your sins, allowing you to continue to pollute like you're Chevron? No, absolutely not, but it does empower you to begin making a difference.

Monthly subscription. Cancel anytime, but your trees are forever.

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